What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?
09.06.2025 00:23

{RING} {RING}
After a few moments he returns.
Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?
Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.
No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.
I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.
Why are you a Muslim? Why is it Islam for you and not something else?
Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?
Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??
I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.
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Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.
Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?
ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?
How can you know if they are your twin flame and not limerence or obsession?
Sure no problem officer.
I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.
HELLO
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Yes sir it is.
Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.